Sorry abut the lack of Newsweak’s, but I have been on a two-week vacation and want to avoid anything even remotely work-like as I attempt to recreate the sense of wonderful lethargy of my summer vacations as a child.
Oh to be 14 again.
I posted two more clips from an older show on Youtube. Eagle-eyed viewers will note that comments have been disabled on all my clips. I just got tired of being called an “asshole” by someone whose “favorites” included clips of bollywood dances and a home movie of him being punched in the nuts by his cousin. So if you still feel the burning urge to call me a faggot after watching my comedy, you will have to email that to me. Or fax it. Or come over to my house and punch me in the nuts. It was just too soul destroying reading insults on youtube.
SPECIAL FORCES (wherein I attempt to make sense of growing violence in Afghanistan)
MOLESTED (a harrowing tale of my journey into adulthood)
Or don’t. I won’t tell you how to live your life.