2007 is shaping up to be The Year of Ill Health.
My throat feels like Darfur on a hot day.
Gangs of rogue Lahori lawyers are currently going on strike and being beaten by riot police in my head.
My sinuses are as tightly screwed shut as Musharraf’s chances of shagging Nancy Pelosi.
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