When Zardari met Palin: Pak prez tries to woo US Veep hopeful
He was working the “grieving widower” angle. It’s a classic pick-up strategy used in late-night bars and
post-traumatic stress disorder support groups around the world. It goes as follows:
“God I am so lonely…can you just hold me? Just for a little while…I need to…feel…”
Making out ensues.
And can you blame him? America has been making incursions into
Pakistani soverign territory all summer. This way Pakistan can make an
incursion into soverign U.S. territory right back. If by “soveriegn
territory” this time we mean “Palin’s pants” and “incursion”
means…well, you get the idea.
like Peter Russel said, brown people will eventually hump everyone. everyone will be beige
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I don’t think he altogether meant to get into her pants.
I just feel that flirting comes naturally when Pakistani men set their eyes on anything female and moving. And if it’s gori chamri then you get the kinda smile Zardari has in that picture.
Shahjahan, it’s Russell Peters, not Peter Russel